Bible version of Fitna.

Here is the bible version of the controversial movie “Fitna.” This one is called “Schism.”

Enjoy.

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Mom stabbed girl because of demon: police

Bah, another sad and disgusting story about these crazy people thinking people are actually possessed by some evil demon that’s out to get them. Religious people are getting a lot of bad press lately.

From the article:

A Waukegan mother claimed her 6-year-old daughter attacked her with a butcher knife because the petite kindergartner was possessed by a demon, Lake County authorities said Tuesday.

Nelly Vazquez-Salazar insisted to investigators that she was defending herself when she fatally slashed and stabbed her 51-pound daughter, Evelyn, whom she had grown concerned about in recent months because the girl had started sleepwalking, authorities said.

Your daughter attacked you? I highly doubt that since she’s the one that’s dead, you know? And either way, she’s tiny, you could easily get away from her before she gets to you. Sleep walking isn’t because you’re possessed, moron. Here are some statistics:

“In children and young adults, up to 80% of the night is spent in SWS (50% in infants).”

Holy shit, could it be?

“18% of the world’s population is prone to sleepwalking.”

Lock this bitch up, 18% of the world is god damn possessed, she’s going to go on a rampage!

“Sleepwalkers are more likely to endanger themselves than anyone else.”

The mother’s in shit now, hah.

Never mind, it’s all clear now!

“Often the best way to deal with a sleepwalker safely is to direct the person back to the bed. However, the person may continue getting up until he or she has accomplished the task that prompted the sleepwalking in the first place. For instance, if a sleepwalker is set on stabbing the mom because he or she is possessed – a common sleepwalking activity – assisting in the stabbing may help to end the episode.”

There you go, the mom did a good thing.
Nah, I’m kidding. The mom’s a fucking idiot and should be locked away for ever.

Wikipedia on sleepwalking

Vazquez-Salazar wept softly throughout the bond hearing but didn’t speak.

What? Now she realized what she did was completely fucking retarded? Good, spend the rest of your life in jail.

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Police: Girl Dies After Parents Pray for Healing Instead of Seeking Medical Help

Wow, this one is just plain stupid. Don’t they know praying doesn’t fucking work? Its been tested This is ridiculous. I hope they feel like shit now and they aren’t believers anymore. But knowing those thick headed people they are probably just saying “Oh, God took my “precious” daughter to a better place.” My ass. I even added another category for this. WTF?

From the article:

WESTON, Wis. — An 11-year-old girl died after her parents prayed for healing rather than seek medical help for a treatable form of diabetes, police said Tuesday.

Treatable form of diabetes. Did you read that? Oh boy.

Everest Metro Police Chief Dan Vergin said Madeline Neumann died Sunday.

“She got sicker and sicker until she was dead,” he said.

You’d think after they noticed she was getting sicker and their prayers weren’t working they would actually go see a professional?

Vergin said an autopsy determined the girl died from diabetic ketoacidosis, an ailment that left her with too little insulin in her body, and she had probably been ill for about 30 days, suffering symptoms like nausea, vomiting, excessive thirst, loss of appetite and weakness.

30 days and all they did was pray? That has got to be one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read.

The girl’s parents, Dale and Leilani Neumann, attributed the death to “apparently they didn’t have enough faith,” the police chief said.

Sorry, but this made me laugh.

The mother believes the girl could still be resurrected, the police chief said.

Wow, these people are delusional. They shouldn’t go to jail, they should be locked up in an insane asylum.

The family does not attend an organized church or participate in an organized religion, Vergin said. “They have a little Bible study of a few people.”

Ah, that’s the problem! They didn’t go to church. If they went to church maybe she would have survived. God is punishing them. Shame on them!

The girl’s death remains under investigation and the findings will be forwarded to the district attorney to review for possible charges, the chief said.

Hopefully they get a nice sentence. They truly deserve it.

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Bishop criticises gay community

From the article;

He added that there was a “huge and well-orchestrated conspiracy” taking place, which the Catholic community had missed.

What do they mean conspiracy? The evil gay over lords are conspiring to turn them all into raging homosexuals? Please. They should realize that it’s not something they can control, and if their God is the one who put us all here then he put them here too, as gays.

Calum Irving, the director of Stonewall Scotland, which promotes equality and justice for gay people, said Bishop Devine’s comments were delusional and offensive.

“delusional,” what do you expect from a guy that thinks God is real?

“Fortunately most Scots and many Christians do believe in equality, dignity and respect and reject the very dark and cynical view of Scotland the bishop seeks to portray.”

I guess some people are still living under a rock in the dark ages. I’m lookin’ at you Mr. Bishop of Motherwell!

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Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet.

You’ve heard weird stories right? Here’s another. Apparently a woman was stuck on her boyfriends toilet for two years. Two years is a long damn time to sit in the same spot, day after day. Think about it, 365 days times 2! That’s 730 days in the same spot. Talk about a strange person.

From the article;

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself,” Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said in a telephone interview, adding that it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat.

You know you’ve spent way, way too much time on the toilet when you can’t get up because your fat is stuck to the seat.

Authorities planned to present their report to the county attorney later Wednesday to see if any charges should be filed against her 36-year-old boyfriend, Whipple said.

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding he never explained why it took him two years to call.

He said the boyfriend had brought the woman food and water during the two years and told investigators he asked her daily to come out of the bathroom.

“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,'” Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”

I personally don’t think he should be charged with anything, it’s not his fault she wanted to stay there, but he still should have called someone. After a week or two of trying to convince her to come out and she didn’t I think it’s clear something is wrong. I don’t think he was doing anything illegal here, maybe negligence but nothing much else.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh as if she was using the toilet. Her legs looked like they had atrophied, he said.

“We pried the toilet seat off with a prybar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”

Talk about a little embarrassing. Can you imagine going into a hospital with a toilet seat around your ass?

“I don’t think anybody can make any sense out of it,” Ellis said.

Ellis hit the nail on the head, this truly is a bizarre story.

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Tom Cruise and Alien bunker?

“Tom Cruise is allegedly planning to build a $10 million bunker underneath in preparation for the end of the world.”

It’s a shame that a good actor is getting sucked into the cesspool that is Scientology.

“The ‘Top Gun’ star, who is a devout follower of Scientology, is said to believe evil intergalactic ruler Xenu will attack Earth and so has designed a place to hide underneath his Colorado mansion.”

I’ll give it up to Scientology, they are indeed good at brainwashing people. To believe that is like believing God and Satan will one day come to earth to fight. Religion is bogus, it’s all about brainwashing you to believe their views and only theirs.

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